Whilst browsing today I came across this little nugget. I mean, I knew Jesus was everywhere and yet it still caught me off guard to see he's on Facebook.
I then got to thinking, what would it be like to have Jesus as a friend on Facebook?
Would I feel awkward if Jesus poked me? Would I be happy with tagged photos of Jesus’s crucifixion & resurrection in my Facebook Highlights? Would I receive friend suggestions for the 12 disciples? Would Jesus’s friend request somehow "accidentally" not get sent to anyone other than heterosexual white people?

I then thought about what Jesus's profile might look like. I'm guessing his relationship status would state complicated and that he would be looking for - believers (preferably unquestioning ones). I'm sure I'd enjoy his status updates gracing my Facebook wall, with things such as "just cured a blind man lol asif" and “been nailed to crucifix...proper knacks" with God commenting "Good lad".

But anyway after a long, hard and totally unnecessary contemplation, I decided that much to the Holy Ones dismay, I'd be clicking ignore........... and no Jesus I won't follow you on twitter either, so don't try it.

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